Monday, September 1, 2008

The beginning of the end of the preparation for the move...

Soon, very soon, The Turners will set out for New Delhi, India. For those wondering, apparently there is, indeed, an Old Delhi, which required much needed repairs, ultimately determined to be cost-prohibitive, and so New Delhi was purchased via eBay.

We're now "prepping" for our move, which requires a great deal of organization, all the time wearing pastel-colored Lacoste polos with upturned collars. If any of you need to organize your lives and do away with clutter, then consider an overseas relocation -- works wonders. We've been planning, boxing, tossing, and buying for many months. Our move is now right around the corner.

And why New Delhi? Well, we've never had dysentery, so I figured "We should all move to India, get dysentery, and then write about it in some sort of online forum, like a blog or webpage or blog page or webblog." We also want to see elephants in their natural habitat -- city streets. We would like to climb through the Himalayas, and enjoy tea with a Yeti. We also look forward to learning what it might be like to live, for an extended period of time, on the surface of the sun. Actually, the overseas move is a professional manuever designed to optimize my curriculum vitae, and there's some truth to that.